Introduction

ANUS
There. Pretty shocking, right? You weren't expecting a blog to begin with a naughty word. I just blew your mind. You're thinking,
"Why would he do that? Why would he begin a blog with the word anus? My entire existence is falling apart!"
And then you'd go cry yourself to sleep, even though you're reading this in the school library before first period begins. Then, after you woke up, it would be second period, and you'd cry yourself to sleep again, because your first period teacher had said that if you got one more tardy or unexcused absence, you would fail his class.

I like video games, reading, writing, Magic the Gathering, and Apple products. I like music too, and I'm getting into computer programming. You're probably jealous. You're saying to yourself,
"He likes all those things?! Why can't I like all of those things? What a jerk!"
Then you'd storm out of the room and punch somebody. But this is in the middle of third period by now, so you run into the principal and she's the person you punch. And you'd get detention, and you'd cry yourself to sleep because your mom said that if you got detention one more time, you were grounded. And you couldn't be grounded, because you're just about to go on an epic quest in World of Warcraft with your friends over the internet, and if you don't go then you won't get the pwnz0r l00tz and you'll cry yourself to sleep.

So yeah. You can expect me to: whine about things, post short stories, critique video games, or just write my political or religious views. (I am a liberal atheist-agnostic.)

If you enjoy my blog, link to it. Scribble the address on your desk in detention. Carve it into your forehead. If you hate my blog, and wish it didn't exist, complain about it everywhere and site it as the most retarded blog evar. Then carve it into your desk. If you're somewhere in the middle of those feelings, link to it anyway.